this is the youngest we'll ever be

Have you seen time? I've lost track of it.

hopelesshappychaos:

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

senor-droolcup

Aaaaw

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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hopelesshappychaos:

m4ge:

kibblestan:

is this american culture????

No this is innovation 

senor-droolcup

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cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

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jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Potoo bird always looks like it just saw something horrifying. [via]

I love this weirdass muppet bird.

it is the ‘cannot unsee’ bird

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latenightalaska:

jhameia:

whiny-sugar-glider:

creepylurker:

they want to go fishing but ICE

bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing

he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”

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"Aloha!”

me:

whats your opinion on tampons

little brother:

they're little fuzzy sticks on strings

me:

then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

little brother:

why

me:

for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina

little brother:

well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those

me:

little brother:

me:

that is a fantastic point

#I fuckin’ hate the future

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coolator:

is it just me or does this look like miranda cosgrove

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tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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Anonymous said: send me dick pics

hazehgrace:

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

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